If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.

He let her know early on who is boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.

Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another."