Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first.

Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them.

The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.

They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go. They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his, either.

They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.

All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too.

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
He believes that marriage and career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.