Anonymous Humorous Wedding Quotes:

Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...

Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.