Humorous Wedding Quotes:

“What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.” PEARL BAILEY

“The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.” COLERIDGE

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.” JOAN CRAWFORD
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.” ALBERT EINSTEIN

“Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way; the other, to let her have it.” LYNDON B. JOHNSON

“Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.” GEORG C. LICHTENBERG
“To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong admit it; Whenever you're right shut up.” OGDEN NASH

“Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper.” HELEN ROWLAND

“After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.” MARK TWAIN