Humorous Wedding Toasts To the Bride and Groom

Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population. 

Remember that if you ever put your marital problems on the back burner they are sure to boil over.

It doesn’t matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home!