Maid of Honor Toasts:

  • Infatuation is when you think he’s as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Connors. Love is when you realize that he’s as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger, and nothing like Robert Redford—but you’ll take him anyway. —Judith Viorst
  • Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get—only with what you are expecting to give—which is everything.—Katherine Hepburn 
  • Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.—Rose Franken